why people can’t tell i’m pregnant

I’m about to talk about my boobs again. Again. Yes.

I am not obsessed.

Well. Okay. Perhaps I am.

But here’s the thing. Bob and I just realized why it’s hard to tell I’m pregnant. Yes, there are some people who have been able to tell right away. But when I’m at work, for example, no one can tell I’m pregnant. I’ve always thought it was because it’s dark in the lobby. Or because my uniform is black and slimming.

But after looking at some of the pictures that Bob took of me today, it’s now clear.

The reason people can’t tell I’m pregnant is because my boobs are bigger than my belly.

And there’s a BABY in that belly, for goodness sake!

I’m 29-weeks pregnant! And yet my boobs are still bigger than my baby belly.

That’s just… that’s just… crazy. Right?

Right?

Okay, that’s all I really have to say about that.

You can go back to whatever you were doing now.

Thank you.

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4 Responses

  1. Steph:
    Pregnancy agrees with you, you are absolutely gorgeous and happy!

    • Thanks, Aunt Marlene! And Happy Mother’s Day to you!!

  2. You look adorable and pregnant. And that’s a compliment!

  3. That is a FABULOUS photo, and you are hilarious! Thanks for the gratuitous boob topic.

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